Am I In a Cult Yet?

My rack came in. Took me an hour or so to figure out how to install it because I made the bad choice to read the manual.



I hope a bike thief would aim higher than my bike, but I did find a way to weave a lock through the rack, the spoiler on my car and the frame & front wheel of the bike. I figure it will keep otherwise honest people from saying, 'Bless my lucky stars, a free bicycle!'



Plus, as long as my bike is mounted up, I can neglect renewing my plates since nobody can see the expiration sticker with the bike on the car.