The Next Olympic Sport

Seriously, these are some impressive acrobats. These girls could work for Cirque du Soleil if the whole prostitution gig doesn't work out.

That was a joke, I'm sure it's a myth that a lot of strippers drift into turning tricks. And even if its not, there are worse things in the world than prostitution. Such as the social consequences of criminalizing it.

It's been a long time since I've been in a club that had a pole (whenever the last bachelor party I was with went — that's the only way a strip joint is any fun — when you can embarrass your friend by trying to hire an obviously pregnant stripper to give him a lap dance). I recall one contortionist at the Dirty Bird who might have been able to keep up with these chicks, but that's a might and I never saw anyone else who wouldn't break their necks if they tried.