What The Fu*k?

Yeah, baby! My big break!

I submitted this design to Max Barry because, like Scat, the protagonist in one of my favorite pieces of contemporary fiction, I want to be famous.



So far? Well, I got posted in a blog post. But unlike getting posted here in Lobster Land, this is the blog of a New York Times Bestselling author. Granted, the novel in question is not what put him on the NYT map, Syrup enjoyed commercial success comparable to the Kevorkian Exxxtra Long Bungee.

Of course, my real ambition is to be able to claim a movie prop in my portfolio. That, and I just think it would be funny to have a can which honestly states the recipe of Coke as Max stated it in the novel, one part faintly repulsive black syrup, seven parts water and forty-two parts marketing.