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This is the inscription on an Alaska car tag being used on billboards to promote Alaskan tourism. No kidding.



What kind of morbid, seasonal-affective-disorder freak thought this was a good advertising slogan? 'See Alaska before you die?'

This is the kind of ad that they cooked up for the movie 'Crazy People.'

'Metamusil. It helps you go to the toilet. If you don't use it, you'll get cancer and die.'

'Jaguar: For men who want hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.'

Etc.