Duct Tape Really Can Fix Anything

I was fixing the vacuum cleaner with Gorilla Tape and Em was being obnoxiously loud for the sake of it. I threatened to tape her mouth and she said, 'Do it.'



She even observed that it might 'wax' her lip. Right.


The biggest surprise was it was virtually impossible to understand her as she ranted and raved and worked up the courage to remove the gag.



My advice, if you have teenagers and you're tempted to duct tape their pie hole shut, don't forget the wrists and ankles, or else they'll just rip the thing off.

And you thought they were loud before.