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Tuesday, September 06, 2005

Worst Case Scenario

Okay, I'll cop to the response to New Orleans trumping what most countries could do. But this is the land of the 2000-calorie salad, and sufficient sand bags could have been sent by FedEx priority for less than it'll cost to even make the 9th Ward a park commemorating the dead.

When I went into cardiac arrest mowing my Mom's lawn three years ago, she called 9-11 and got CPR going. That's why I'm still here. Tha's why people group together as families, tribes, states, etc., to protect.

Between the decision to not upgrade/update a levie engineers knew needed it based on race, money and ideology and a lacking response when the inevitable happened, George Bush should have to ride around in a fan-boat for overpass snipers to take pot-shots at. And Clinton should have to ride alongside. The President's Dad can drive.

If a hijacked plane broke the levy, would it take a week to figure out that it was a disaster? I mean, the press was there already, because the storm was supposed to fit American attention spans up front. What if it had been a 'dirty' bomb, making a similar area full of radioactive fall-out? Or an earthquake that busts up the best California constructions? Or a series of backouts caused by suicide truck bombers hitting power substations? Department of Homland Security Memo: 'Funny, I don't feel more secure.'

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Don't say that you don't feel secure.

If you say that, the hurricaines have won.