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Thursday, September 08, 2005

I spammed me, and can't even blame myself!

In my 'in' box were two e-mails I did not author from two scoundrels I wouldn't give the seconds of a bowel movement to if I could instead have them imprisoned, raped, or drowned.

I mean, the message is the usual 'block all from this user' type. To have them show up without provoaciton, appearing to be from me? Whoever you are, I'm calling you out.

I don't care if you were a nerd or otherwise passed over in the high school world—but if you invented this kind of Spam, I want a chance to murder you with my bare hands. If you can outdo me, my widow can take her shot, but as far as I'm concerned, you've lost your franchise. I'm taking you off the calendar!

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