Tardis Express

I used to have a bumper sticker that said 'Tardis Express: When It Absolutely, Positively, Has To Be There Before You Sent It.'

It was a spoof on the FedEx ads of the day, an ad campaign about to be obliterated by 'Where's the Beef?'

For the uninitiated (read you twenty-somethings I keep asking out on dates), 'Where's the Beef' was 1980s for 'That's Hot' and 'I'm Going Into Rehab.' You just couldn't get away from it.

So I was thinking today on my painfully long drive to get the honyocks, I could FedEx myself home faster than I could drive it.

But then I noticed the FedEx guy wasn't getting anywhere either.



That Tardis thing would sure come in handy...